DiSer of the day!


Today it’s @Mistersteve with this lovely post

Stay tuned tomorrow x


It was top posting.


I reckon it should be @discobot tbh


Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.


Will this thread become the next discobot thread? @discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now


Yeah, you’re right. It’s far too early to say.


Wait, are you threatening me?


Nawwww thanks Bammers.

It was worth it after all.




Should discobot be Drownedinsounder of the day?

@discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: Ask again later


True story re: the lion costume – it was a fucking nightmare. It was the official mascot of MK hospital, and had been with MK Dons that morning. I assume they’d been running around a lot, because it fucking stank. Everyone else left the room when we took it out of the bag, and I had to get inside it. Grim.


gotta suffer for your art!

I particularly love the one surly old woman behind you in the banana photo, she’s just jealous!


Don’t even recognise her. Probably one of the sales people who lasted less than a week, hence the surly look.


That’s a look that says “SOON”


Should @urbanfox let me have my 5 seconds in the sun @discobot fortune ?


:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now


Cagey fucker today isn’t he?


keep the discobot shit out of here!