#13

True story re: the lion costume – it was a fucking nightmare. It was the official mascot of MK hospital, and had been with MK Dons that morning. I assume they’d been running around a lot, because it fucking stank. Everyone else left the room when we took it out of the bag, and I had to get inside it. Grim.

#14

gotta suffer for your art!

I particularly love the one surly old woman behind you in the banana photo, she’s just jealous!

#15

Don’t even recognise her. Probably one of the sales people who lasted less than a week, hence the surly look.

#16

That’s a look that says “SOON”

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#17

Should @urbanfox let me have my 5 seconds in the sun @discobot fortune ?

#18

:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

#19

Cagey fucker today isn’t he?

#20

keep the discobot shit out of here!

BOTS NOT WELCOME

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#21

Facist

#22

facoff!

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#23

I was so close to 50 likes. Can’t see that happening again. Might have my family register…

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#24

Hang on, I can fix that…

#25

haven’t really been about today, anyone want to step in and nominate?

#26

It’s @ericthefourth for his musing on @Lo-Pan’s policies.

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#27

linkywink?

#28

Am I right @discobot fortune ?

#29

:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it

#30

This one.

FFS discobot.

#31

It was a pretty obvious joke, man! But id like to share my award with @keith

Cheers

#32

I’m giving you nothing for the joke, it was the delivery.

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