A tiny footballer being eaten by someone with chopsticks

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Alright, Uma Thurman playing the role of The Bride in Quentin Tarantino’s 2003 film Kill Bill: Vol 1 which was in turn inspired by Bruce Lee’s character Billy Lo in the 1978 film Game of Death.

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Less of the “tiny” please

Alright then, a giant with two electricity pylons using them like chopsticks to eat a regular sized footballer.

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i always think that DarwinDude’s is Jared Leto

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White Kanye Penis obviously

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do penises have knuckles in norway?

Mainly this.

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Mine is Will Hay by the way. Used to love watching a Will Hay comedy on a wet sunday afternoon with the smell of sunday roast wafting through the house. “What’s for Dinner mum?” I’d ask. “White dog shit you stupid cunt now stop reminiscing and do some fucking work”

@eems - Doc from Back to the Future
@zxcvbnm - Harrison Ford
@anon82218317 - Robert Pattinson

:smiley: really?

oh i see like the hat looks like his hair ok

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never realised that was snoop

Yes!

god how many people are missing out on this excellent profile pic of mine

I assumed yours was Ed Sheeran. Legit.

Thought sad’s was Ed Milliband too.

Norwegian penises have all sorts of extra features mate

what about norwegian vaginas?

You don’t even want to know.

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