DISers react to American foods for the first time

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Thread to post your reactions to American foods for the first time

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In association with LADbible

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Wow, this is really nice!

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Yuk! This is disgusting!

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Meh, this is ok I guess. Nothing to write home about

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Slightly scared by the US food aisles in supermarkets. Always seems like its fallen off the back of a lorry.

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*U-Haul

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Hey kiss my ass pardner

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Pumpkin Garbanzo - yeah, I’d fuck with this

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Wow! That’s not what I was expecting.

…not in a bad way

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Wow we have this over here! But ours is a different colour…
Why is this glowing?

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My reaction to eating at the famous Lasange House III on the corner of Eldridge Parkway and Westheimer in 2010 after being told it was the best aye-tallian in the city.

Summary

“It tastes like bad Dolmio”.

Thanks for coming.

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Oooooh, an eclair but with no chocolate! Let’s go!

Oh no. Nonononononono. :sob:

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No! I do not “want a Twinkie.” I’m a married man, for starters.

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Hershey’s, feel bad for all Americans

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Ooh egg and bacon but the bacon is like crisps and the eggs have sugar sprinkled on them! 0.3/10

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I’m picking up hints of chlorine

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eating a perfectly standard white, sliced piece of toast in Maryland for the first time

Jeezus. Why does this taste like cake? Why am I having a sugar rush?!”

drunk at 2am after the midnight cinema in Baltimore, standing by the harbour-front at a kiosk, watching the guy make me my first ever Philly cheesesteak sandwich. He hands it to me. I hand over my $5. It smells divine. I take my first bite

“OH MY FUCKING GOD, this is the BEST thing I EVER tasted”

40 minutes later I have reached my apartment door and I am struggling to swallow the last mouthful of a cold & congealed fatty mass stuck to both my fingers & the ‘greaseproof’ paper

“I never even want to LOOK at one of these as long as I live”

Bonus: every time I burped or even coughed for the entire following week I could taste it once again. It stayed down though. Gravity always wins I guess

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Hmmm, this is surprisingly not very gritty at all.

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bought some of these for my friend so we could laugh about Bill Callahan’s balls hahahah!

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they were alright

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