"Disgusting" things you'd have no issue doing

Really don’t think I’d mind if I had to put my arm up a cow to help with birth

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Eat a peperami

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What colour?
I once met someone who’d never eaten a cheesestring and that still blows my mind.

Any!

I haven’t ever eaten a Cheesestring though, or a Babybel actually

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I’ve only had one cheesestring in my life

Never had a babybel

Thanks to pets and a child, I don’t really have any issues with anything fecal. Seen it all, got the t shirt.

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and @AQOS wtffffff
starting a new thread brb

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Reckon if it was a life or death situation I could probably manage to eat some roast chicken.

A hero

talking to Epimer

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Eating ass

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remember feeling really rebellious when I discovered you didn’t have to eat a cheesestring through the peeling method

just bite into it like a legend

MANCHES AT SCHOOL LUNCHTIME: time is money you fucking squares

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You can melt them in the microwave as well

Sometimes when I’m at the beach and theres not really any bogs around I do a wee in the sea.

If it’s deserted I take my trunks off, if not then I don’t.

Also applies to lakes.

Wonder what % of the sea is piss

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Do you take them off before going into the sea or during?

During

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Wonder how long a cheesestring would be if you peeled it and laid all the strings out end to end. Could have a mile of cheese there

Depends on the thickness of the peels.
How long is a piece of cheesesting, etc etc

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MANCHES waltzes into the STAFF ROOM at school. The TEACHERS stop in their tracks at the arrival of this rambunctious young hellion, who has interrupted their lunchtime routine of slagging off individual children during their lunch break

TEACHER: What are you doing here? This is a STAFF room

MANCHES ignores such pleas and sidles over to the microwave and puts a cheesestring in there

TEACHER: That microwave is staff property!!

MANCHES just watches as the cheesestring is microwaved.

TEACHER: You’ll be getting detention for this! We’ll land you with permanent expulsion even for this insolence if we pay off the fuckin’ DA

MANCHES doesn’t care. The microwave bleeps, MANCHES takes out his cheesestring and walks with it towards the door so he can eat it in the classroom and blow the minds of his peers

TEACHER: DO YOU HEAR ME? THIS STAFF ROOM AND STAFF MICROWAVE ARE FOR STAFF ONLY

MANCHES stops at the doorway and turns back

MANCHES: Tell it to yr union rep …

MANCHES: Motherfucker

TEACHER: SWEARING!? DID YOU JUST SWEAR!??

MANCHES: I’m sorry Mr Teacher sir I didn’t mean to year 6s taught it to me they said it was a good word honestly they said it would make me seem beyond my years

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Cleaning up vomit/piss/shit

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