Really don’t think I’d mind if I had to put my arm up a cow to help with birth
Eat a peperami
I once met someone who’d never eaten a cheesestring and that still blows my mind.
I haven’t ever eaten a Cheesestring though, or a Babybel actually
I’ve only had one cheesestring in my life
Never had a babybel
Thanks to pets and a child, I don’t really have any issues with anything fecal. Seen it all, got the t shirt.
and @AQOS wtffffff
starting a new thread brb
Reckon if it was a life or death situation I could probably manage to eat some roast chicken.
talking to Epimer
remember feeling really rebellious when I discovered you didn’t have to eat a cheesestring through the peeling method
just bite into it like a legend
MANCHES AT SCHOOL LUNCHTIME: time is money you fucking squares
You can melt them in the microwave as well
Sometimes when I’m at the beach and theres not really any bogs around I do a wee in the sea.
If it’s deserted I take my trunks off, if not then I don’t.
Also applies to lakes.
Wonder what % of the sea is piss
Do you take them off before going into the sea or during?
Wonder how long a cheesestring would be if you peeled it and laid all the strings out end to end. Could have a mile of cheese there
Depends on the thickness of the peels.
How long is a piece of cheesesting, etc etc
MANCHES waltzes into the STAFF ROOM at school. The TEACHERS stop in their tracks at the arrival of this rambunctious young hellion, who has interrupted their lunchtime routine of slagging off individual children during their lunch break
TEACHER: What are you doing here? This is a STAFF room
MANCHES ignores such pleas and sidles over to the microwave and puts a cheesestring in there
TEACHER: That microwave is staff property!!
MANCHES just watches as the cheesestring is microwaved.
TEACHER: You’ll be getting detention for this! We’ll land you with permanent expulsion even for this insolence if we pay off the fuckin’ DA
MANCHES doesn’t care. The microwave bleeps, MANCHES takes out his cheesestring and walks with it towards the door so he can eat it in the classroom and blow the minds of his peers
TEACHER: DO YOU HEAR ME? THIS STAFF ROOM AND STAFF MICROWAVE ARE FOR STAFF ONLY
MANCHES stops at the doorway and turns back
MANCHES: Tell it to yr union rep …
TEACHER: SWEARING!? DID YOU JUST SWEAR!??
MANCHES: I’m sorry Mr Teacher sir I didn’t mean to year 6s taught it to me they said it was a good word honestly they said it would make me seem beyond my years
Cleaning up vomit/piss/shit