Thanks to pets and a child, I don’t really have any issues with anything fecal. Seen it all, got the t shirt.
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Reckon if it was a life or death situation I could probably manage to eat some roast chicken.
A hero
talking to Epimer
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remember feeling really rebellious when I discovered you didn’t have to eat a cheesestring through the peeling method
just bite into it like a legend
MANCHES AT SCHOOL LUNCHTIME: time is money you fucking squares
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You can melt them in the microwave as well
Sometimes when I’m at the beach and theres not really any bogs around I do a wee in the sea.
If it’s deserted I take my trunks off, if not then I don’t.
Also applies to lakes.
Wonder what % of the sea is piss
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Do you take them off before going into the sea or during?
During
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Wonder how long a cheesestring would be if you peeled it and laid all the strings out end to end. Could have a mile of cheese there
Depends on the thickness of the peels.
How long is a piece of cheesesting, etc etc
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MANCHES waltzes into the STAFF ROOM at school. The TEACHERS stop in their tracks at the arrival of this rambunctious young hellion, who has interrupted their lunchtime routine of slagging off individual children during their lunch break
TEACHER: What are you doing here? This is a STAFF room
MANCHES ignores such pleas and sidles over to the microwave and puts a cheesestring in there
TEACHER: That microwave is staff property!!
MANCHES just watches as the cheesestring is microwaved.
TEACHER: You’ll be getting detention for this! We’ll land you with permanent expulsion even for this insolence if we pay off the fuckin’ DA
MANCHES doesn’t care. The microwave bleeps, MANCHES takes out his cheesestring and walks with it towards the door so he can eat it in the classroom and blow the minds of his peers
TEACHER: DO YOU HEAR ME? THIS STAFF ROOM AND STAFF MICROWAVE ARE FOR STAFF ONLY
MANCHES stops at the doorway and turns back
MANCHES: Tell it to yr union rep …
…
MANCHES: Motherfucker
TEACHER: SWEARING!? DID YOU JUST SWEAR!??
MANCHES: I’m sorry Mr Teacher sir I didn’t mean to year 6s taught it to me they said it was a good word honestly they said it would make me seem beyond my years
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Cleaning up vomit/piss/shit
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Squeezing other people’s spots. In fact, I actively enjoy doing it.
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Vom is the worst one for me, just cannot cope. Feels so… personal.
Vivid flashbacks to having to clean vom out of a urinal 
awful awful awful
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I’d eaten quite a lot of peperami in my time before I realised that there was a clear wrapper around the sausage that should have been removed as well as the outer packet.
Also never had a cheesestring, don’t think they were a thing yet when I was a kid.
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Have kids, work in catering, nothing basic that’s bodily shocks you anymore. Like, I’m not claiming to be like a surgeon who’s chill with just poking someone’s exposed liver or anything, but I’ve cleaned stuff off things that you wouldn’t believe, shit off the side wall of a restaurant toilet wall, vomit from inside a sofa. All these things will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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Never really bothered me at all. Either kids or adults.
Had a few instances of elderly people shitting themselves at work and having to help clean up and redress them
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