#21

Squeezing other people’s spots. In fact, I actively enjoy doing it.

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#22

Vom is the worst one for me, just cannot cope. Feels so… personal.
Vivid flashbacks to having to clean vom out of a urinal :sob: awful awful awful

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#23

I’d eaten quite a lot of peperami in my time before I realised that there was a clear wrapper around the sausage that should have been removed as well as the outer packet.

Also never had a cheesestring, don’t think they were a thing yet when I was a kid.

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#24

Have kids, work in catering, nothing basic that’s bodily shocks you anymore. Like, I’m not claiming to be like a surgeon who’s chill with just poking someone’s exposed liver or anything, but I’ve cleaned stuff off things that you wouldn’t believe, shit off the side wall of a restaurant toilet wall, vomit from inside a sofa. All these things will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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#25

Never really bothered me at all. Either kids or adults.

Had a few instances of elderly people shitting themselves at work and having to help clean up and redress them

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#26

How did you not notice it came in a condom! Was it not unbearably chewy?

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#27

Did you give them free/discounted change of clothes?

#28

Don’t remember ever having to give it much of a chew, teeth just went right through the whole lot. Didn’t have a notable taste of anything over and above just being peperami flavour.

#29

Pretty much yeah.

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#31

Pulling stuff out of dogs is a big part of having a dog, particularly any dog that is a snaffler. Ours once ate a comedy boob-shaped ball she found in the park, and shit out a rubber nipple the next day. Wonderous.

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#32

Personally I’m enjoying the idea that you also hadn’t realised there was an outer packet, and you’d been eating them too.

#33

When I was a trainee version of my current job 20 years
ago I had to mash together three days worth of patients’ shit that was in a plastic bag and then take out about 100ml and do some very basic science stuff.

It was a test to determine how much fat was in the poo. Most of the patients had Cystic Fibrosis and it helped their dietians to determine their diet in accordance with a food journal they kept.

It was pretty nasty but had a valid reason. Certainly disgusting but would do it again if I had to. (But y’know not actively).

#35

You can train and train, but no level of ‘drop it’ is going to stop them when they really, really want something. Silly dogs.

#36

Dogs: will happily eat socks, cat shit, 10lb of raw meat, rubber nipples. Will refuse to eat a 5g worming tablet.

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#37

Inside a sofa

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#38

Cleaning hair from a sink. Never bothered me like it does others

#39

I recently posted on the music board and didn’t find it too unpleasant.

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#40

This one upsets me soo much, can barely look at my hairbrush when I’m picking the hair out

#41

Don’t mind dealing with blood, just don’t like looking at incisions. Hate the look of flat skin being torn open. But blood itself, I’ll deal with it

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#42

As the man with no hair in a house with my fiancée and her mum, this is a gripe.

I’ll do it, but I bloody wish they’d do it.

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