DiSisms irl part 23


#1

In a meeting with a digital marketing company earlier, facebook came up in conversations to which i said without really thinking ‘i’m not even even on facebook!’ rather than the more socially acceptable ‘im not on facebook’

anyone used a disism irl of late


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#2


#3

typo, i didn’t say ‘even even’ although now i wish i had


#4

I’m not even even on ruddy, bloody, gruddy facebook


#5

don’t think i’ve ever used a disism on dis


#6

how odd


#7

I’ve started pretending Birds “Weird things” questions have happened to me to girls I’m trying to chat up. I did try my own the other day and ask a girl if any of her bosses had killed themselves. Kind of worked :confused:


#8

Oh shit I told my girlfriend I might have a Jazz nap last sunday. Fuck’s sake


#9

Spotted in Lisbon airport.


#10


#11

Great place to spend the beer tokens


#12

Told my wife Bournemouth’s wig had fallen off when we were losing to Everton. She didn’t get it and asked me to stop repeating it


#13

I keep seeing this parked up everywhere: