🎅 🎄 DiSmas Secret Santa III: OPENING THREAD 🎁 🎅

I’ll write out a list when I get home

Check it twice

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STILL TO OPEN A PRESENT:

ghostpony
laelfy
plasticniki
profk
wonton

POTENTIAL SANTAS LEFT

bergkamp
EMO
grievoustim
keith
profk
shrewbie
Tilly
wonton

DISSERS WHO HAVE OPENED A PRESENT BUT THEIR SANTA HASN’T COME FORWARD (i think)

Lo-Pan
ma0sm
jordan_numbers

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Me :cry:

Turns out this is ONE present of THREE but the other two have been intercepted, hidden and I’m not allowed to open them till tomorrow. Sorry Secret Santa! My mistake!

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Well, it turned out there were two more parts to this here secret santa gift, and confirms that this mostly relates to a flippant reply I made once about Cabury’s Flakes. Impressive tenacity!

Time to open it again, such is the way with presents.

I Am An Office Worker, I know that book! The famous book from the internet! Also… What’s this big blue thing?

Oh an adult bib! It seems @Unlucky 's prediction was correct, it’s related to this thread reply which had all of one like (thanks @anon5266188)

Well now I have the bib AND the Flakes, time to put this theory to the test.

Obligatory video for full flake action.

Verdict? The scoop was small, so a little bit fell on the floor until I started arching my back, but once I did so, I could eat the Flake On-The-Go without problem. It was a revelation, I’d be the talk of the tube with this nifty device, a real go-getter.

Thanks Secret Santa! xxx

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I made eye contact with you for the whole video

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:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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you have to guess who your santa was!!

I think it was Unlucky, since he was so quick to link the reference thread

That would’ve been hard as he didn’t take part :woman_shrugging:

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:wave:

So glad you liked it! As soon as I sent it out I thought to myself “is a framed photo of Jack Burton too strange?”, so I’m happy to see it has made you laugh :smiley:

The socks were obviously sent for another inappropriate “Postman’s just been, it’s new socks day!” post.

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It’s amazing. Love it! He will forever sit proudly in my kitchen :grinning::+1::heart_eyes:
Thanks so much :+1:

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I think it’s you then :slightly_smiling_face:

Nope!

Guess again…

LOL

Well I’ve tried guessing, but to no avail

Thanks Noah, you’re a good egg xx

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It was @discobot

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