🎅 🎄 DiSmas Secret Santa III: OPENING THREAD 🎁 🎅

[japes]

I’ll write out a list when I get home

[Icarus-Smicarus]

Check it twice

[japes]

STILL TO OPEN A PRESENT:

ghostpony
laelfy
plasticniki
profk
wonton

POTENTIAL SANTAS LEFT

bergkamp
EMO
grievoustim
keith
profk
shrewbie
Tilly
wonton

DISSERS WHO HAVE OPENED A PRESENT BUT THEIR SANTA HASN’T COME FORWARD (i think)

Lo-Pan
ma0sm
jordan_numbers

[plasticniki]

Me

[ma0sm]

Turns out this is ONE present of THREE but the other two have been intercepted, hidden and I’m not allowed to open them till tomorrow. Sorry Secret Santa! My mistake!

[ma0sm]

Well, it turned out there were two more parts to this here secret santa gift, and confirms that this mostly relates to a flippant reply I made once about Cabury’s Flakes. Impressive tenacity!

Time to open it again, such is the way with presents.

I Am An Office Worker, I know that book! The famous book from the internet! Also… What’s this big blue thing?

Oh an adult bib! It seems @Unlucky 's prediction was correct, it’s related to this thread reply which had all of one like (thanks @anon5266188)

Minor criticisms of products you otherwise enjoy

I enjoy Cadbury’s milk chocolate, and particularly the way that a Flake integrates nature’s greatest invention into the recipe: Air. However the structural fragility tends to result in much of the chocolate falling off with each bite. I would like every Flake to come with a scooped bib with a contraption that allows you to collect the parts which “flake” off and eat them separately at the end of the consumption process. Zero waste.

Well now I have the bib AND the Flakes, time to put this theory to the test.

Obligatory video for full flake action.

My Secret Santa 2018 gift

Verdict? The scoop was small, so a little bit fell on the floor until I started arching my back, but once I did so, I could eat the Flake On-The-Go without problem. It was a revelation, I’d be the talk of the tube with this nifty device, a real go-getter.

Thanks Secret Santa! xxx

[Tuna]

I made eye contact with you for the whole video

[whiterussian]

[japes]

you have to guess who your santa was!!

[ma0sm]

I think it was Unlucky, since he was so quick to link the reference thread

[laelfy]

That would’ve been hard as he didn’t take part

[bergkamp]

So glad you liked it! As soon as I sent it out I thought to myself “is a framed photo of Jack Burton too strange?”, so I’m happy to see it has made you laugh

The socks were obviously sent for another inappropriate “Postman’s just been, it’s new socks day!” post.

[Lo-Pan]

It’s amazing. Love it! He will forever sit proudly in my kitchen
Thanks so much

[ma0sm]

I think it’s you then

[laelfy]

Nope!

[NoahVale]

Guess again…

[Witches]

LOL

[ma0sm]

Well I’ve tried guessing, but to no avail

Thanks Noah, you’re a good egg xx

[Icarus-Smicarus]

It was @discobot

[discobot]

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.