I’ll write out a list when I get home
Check it twice
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STILL TO OPEN A PRESENT:
ghostpony
laelfy
plasticniki
profk
wonton
POTENTIAL SANTAS LEFT
bergkamp
EMO
grievoustim
keith
profk
shrewbie
Tilly
wonton
DISSERS WHO HAVE OPENED A PRESENT BUT THEIR SANTA HASN’T COME FORWARD (i think)
Lo-Pan
ma0sm
jordan_numbers
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Me 
Turns out this is ONE present of THREE but the other two have been intercepted, hidden and I’m not allowed to open them till tomorrow. Sorry Secret Santa! My mistake!
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Well, it turned out there were two more parts to this here secret santa gift, and confirms that this mostly relates to a flippant reply I made once about Cabury’s Flakes. Impressive tenacity!
Time to open it again, such is the way with presents.
I Am An Office Worker, I know that book! The famous book from the internet! Also… What’s this big blue thing?
Oh an adult bib! It seems @Unlucky 's prediction was correct, it’s related to this thread reply which had all of one like (thanks @anon5266188)
Well now I have the bib AND the Flakes, time to put this theory to the test.
Obligatory video for full flake action.
Verdict? The scoop was small, so a little bit fell on the floor until I started arching my back, but once I did so, I could eat the Flake On-The-Go without problem. It was a revelation, I’d be the talk of the tube with this nifty device, a real go-getter.
Thanks Secret Santa! xxx
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I made eye contact with you for the whole video
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you have to guess who your santa was!!
I think it was Unlucky, since he was so quick to link the reference thread
That would’ve been hard as he didn’t take part 
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So glad you liked it! As soon as I sent it out I thought to myself “is a framed photo of Jack Burton too strange?”, so I’m happy to see it has made you laugh 
The socks were obviously sent for another inappropriate “Postman’s just been, it’s new socks day!” post.
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It’s amazing. Love it! He will forever sit proudly in my kitchen 
Thanks so much
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I think it’s you then 
Nope!
Guess again…
LOL
Well I’ve tried guessing, but to no avail
Thanks Noah, you’re a good egg xx
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