Every time I walk into my kitchen now I’m met with that photo of jack burton and it always brings a smile to my face! 
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Who made the whodis??
So I arrived in the United Kingdom to find this.
Which when unwrapped revealed this (love from a penoid forum).
Whose box contained this.
Which ended up like this!
Thank you secretive santa, whoever you are! I will eat ALL OF these in a responsible manner where the bits that fall off will be scooped up to be eaten the second time xx
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Is there a flake story that I’ve missed?
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Where’s the bib then?
better ask the Santa.
amazed it reached you with the address blurred out like that
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Whose still waiting for their present?
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just the nerds left, i think
I’ll write out a list when I get home
Check it twice
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STILL TO OPEN A PRESENT:
ghostpony
laelfy
plasticniki
profk
wonton
POTENTIAL SANTAS LEFT
bergkamp
EMO
grievoustim
keith
profk
shrewbie
Tilly
wonton
DISSERS WHO HAVE OPENED A PRESENT BUT THEIR SANTA HASN’T COME FORWARD (i think)
Lo-Pan
ma0sm
jordan_numbers
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Me 
Turns out this is ONE present of THREE but the other two have been intercepted, hidden and I’m not allowed to open them till tomorrow. Sorry Secret Santa! My mistake!
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Well, it turned out there were two more parts to this here secret santa gift, and confirms that this mostly relates to a flippant reply I made once about Cabury’s Flakes. Impressive tenacity!
Time to open it again, such is the way with presents.
I Am An Office Worker, I know that book! The famous book from the internet! Also… What’s this big blue thing?
Oh an adult bib! It seems @Unlucky 's prediction was correct, it’s related to this thread reply which had all of one like (thanks @anon5266188)
Well now I have the bib AND the Flakes, time to put this theory to the test.
Obligatory video for full flake action.
Verdict? The scoop was small, so a little bit fell on the floor until I started arching my back, but once I did so, I could eat the Flake On-The-Go without problem. It was a revelation, I’d be the talk of the tube with this nifty device, a real go-getter.
Thanks Secret Santa! xxx
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I made eye contact with you for the whole video
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you have to guess who your santa was!!