I’m not going to eat all of them today!

Unless I’m about to piss myself, back to the desk first. Just seems a bit wrong putting food down in the bogs, even if it’s by the sink or whatever.

Obviously could hold them in my teeth whilst doing the necessaries, but would look a bit odd.

Sling them under my arm, or use the cubicle and rest it on the cistern.

You’d betta believe it!

kill jester

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What the fuck? Have you never been in a shop before?

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Ah yes, 41.7g is definitely a large amount of chocolate

needlessly_defensive ^this’d this

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I don’t have pets or visit the pet food aisle, but I know you can buy it in many different sizes.

is there somewhere else to hide them that is on your way to the toilets?

Marathons were 62g

In my desk at work I currently have:

1 multipack Snickers
1 Mutipack Kitkat Chunky
1 Multipack Mars (2 left)

You’ve got to bulk buy these things when they are £1 a pack so I can have a bar of chocolate with my lunchtime sandwhich as dessert.

1 bar a day (not including weekends) and as there are 10 left that will see me through a couple of weeks.

I don’t know how to express this any more clearly: 40-ish grams of chocolate is not that much chocolate. It’s about an ounce and a half of chocolate in old money.

As Marwood says, I’d happily have a chocolate bar with my lunch most days. There’s nothing speculative about it: I like chocolate.

Piss on the snickers in shame apparently

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Would you say one beer a day is a lot?

Alright, Charlie Bucket.

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i really think i would have a bag with me

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one of them is for Theo

CBA to read the thread. Stick 'em in my back pocket and have a piss en route to my desk.

I’m more of a: