#15

What the fuck? Have you never been in a shop before?

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#17

Ah yes, 41.7g is definitely a large amount of chocolate

needlessly_defensive ^this’d this

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#19

I don’t have pets or visit the pet food aisle, but I know you can buy it in many different sizes.

#21

is there somewhere else to hide them that is on your way to the toilets?

#22

Marathons were 62g

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#23

In my desk at work I currently have:

1 multipack Snickers
1 Mutipack Kitkat Chunky
1 Multipack Mars (2 left)

You’ve got to bulk buy these things when they are £1 a pack so I can have a bar of chocolate with my lunchtime sandwhich as dessert.

#25

1 bar a day (not including weekends) and as there are 10 left that will see me through a couple of weeks.

#26

I don’t know how to express this any more clearly: 40-ish grams of chocolate is not that much chocolate. It’s about an ounce and a half of chocolate in old money.

As Marwood says, I’d happily have a chocolate bar with my lunch most days. There’s nothing speculative about it: I like chocolate.

#28

Piss on the snickers in shame apparently

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#30

Would you say one beer a day is a lot?

#32

Alright, Charlie Bucket.

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#34

i really think i would have a bag with me

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#35

one of them is for Theo

#36

CBA to read the thread. Stick 'em in my back pocket and have a piss en route to my desk.

#38

I’m more of a:

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#41

You alright there, xylo? Don’t seem yourself.

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#42

not as catchy

#44

Seems like a mixed bag, tbh. You’re totally right of course: I do eat more chocolate than I probably should do, but I exercise regularly, drink only occasionally, have a healthy BMI and don’t have a particularly sugar-laden diet otherwise. Still, maybe I should cut down.

I think hyg had a fair point, though: if you go into any Tesco Express / Sainsbury’s Local, the ends-of-aisles will be laden with offers like this: Twirl Bites for £1, multipacks of Snickers for £1 and so on. Surprised that you didn’t know such a thing existed.

Finally

I didn’t enjoy this comment much, particularly the Lidl bit. Maybe you didn’t mean it to be snipey/pejorative but yeah.

#46

Lidl isn’t a cornershop; it’s a budget supermarket!

And your “DiSer as brand” was intended as a gentle and fond dig. Genuinely wasn’t intending to cause any offence, especially as (I’m sure) you’ve used it towards yourself in a self-deprecating manner.