Oh hello, I’m Panda Bear, I think I’m the Brian Wilson of Animal Collective literally and do all the vocal harmonies and think that makes my music so clever
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Hi I’m one of the Big Thieves, stop talking in my shows. Oh btw BOING BOING BOING
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My name’s bamnan, peace and love peace and love, I was the drummer in the Beatles
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It’s Chorleeeeeeeeeeee
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Why does it matter if I want to be in Queen or Radiohead, what really matters is that 9/11 was an inside job
I’m Lucy Dacus, I offer you a third of the boygenius experience minus all the fainting megafans
COME ON MOTHERFUCKERS!
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So then I said “I’ve been sleeping in a stable, mate!”
Thanks a lot, you’ve been a wonderful sold-out audience
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This one goes out to all the haters out there with a beehive on their head
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Rastas
Alright you saucepots. Can’t believe you NERDs talk to each other on the internet.
Should go get some real life mates, it’s Biblical
That’s the guy who chopped off alfie allens dick
Hi, I’m Thom Yorke, please don’t call me on my ethical stance regarding genocide despite the fact I’ve been vocally opposed to war in the past or I’ll take a massive strop and walk off this stage right now just you watch me!
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I hate my brother but it’s fine we’re doing shows again together 
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Won’t somebody think of the badgers!
Hi, I’m Nick Cave, I’m going to bleat on for years about how boycotts are bad for art WRT Israel/Palestine, then I’m going to insist everyone cancel their shows in Russia!
Then I’m going to tell people it’s fine to play a music festival sponsored by a bank that invest in weapons!
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Um, uh, like, uh, whatever, man.
J Mascis
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I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I’m a racist boomer narcissist now
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Last week, Flea sent me a song and asked if I’d like to add some vocals. It was for a “trumpet record” that he is making. It is not for me to divulge what the song was, only that it is a song I cherish more than most, with arguably the greatest lyric ever written, a song of such esteem that I would never have dared to sing it had Flea not asked me to. I went into the studio on Wednesday and recorded my vocals. The track emerged as a beautiful conversation between Flea’s trumpet and my voice, filled with yearning and love, the song transcending its individual parts and becoming a slowly evolving cosmic dance, in the form of a reconciliation and an apology.
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