Do me a favour

Anyone here live near water? Is it unusually high up right now?

Yes, all the tides are unusually high on the fine beaches of the South Hams at the moment.

Normal at the river aire in Leeds

walked past the river on sunday and thought ‘hmmm, that looks high’

canal seems normal

how about things in Hell right now?

Taff fairly high by me, seen it much worse though.


well it’s high. depends on what you mean by ‘unusually high’

higher than it has been, not highest ever. about as high as usual when it’s high.

This sounds like a really elaborate euphemism.


they’ve drained the local council swimming pool

It is.