Do trees talk to eachother?

I’m gonna read this, I hope to find out.

something about ents.

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Do trees talk to eachother?

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bit late for this thread, wasn’t it

You should have posted it at tree thirty tree.

shut it down, mods

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my weird hippy great aunt was convinced of this years ago. science needs to hurry up.

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Yeah probably.

finally!

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supertrunk

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You’ve had a very angry day xylo.

I think trees LITERALLY talk to each other in an ACTUAL language. But we can’t understand or hear that language because it’s just for them and they are special and ancient and you are cynical and full of hate if you deny it.

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what do they call this language?

they can’t walk you daft cunt

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sounds like someone’s jealous of trees

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alright, kookaburra

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as i understand it, plants of all types release certain pheromones into the air to warn their mates that there is, say, a swarm of locusts or suchlike about to eat their precious fluids. so yes, in a sense they do talk to each other.

of course they fucking do not
and if they did it’d be endless screams of unknowable terror and agony as it is

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I was watching something about how starlings communicate to each other when they’re in those big flocks but I was high so I’ve forgotten. seemed profound.

might have been on the one show?

they’re called saplings, mate

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@saps please confirm

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