Premier Inn is the best budget chain
Ibis is the worst
If i’m with a group then a villa/apartment is good, otherwise I’d prefer a hotel for peace of mind really.
They generally range from soulless but unobtrusive to outright depressing. Even nice ones.
They’re a means to an end, those ends being seeing music you can’t usually, banging, or both. Oh or being forced to by your awful job.
I was in one recently where the air conditioning was just making a dripping sound. It was awful.
A brutal disappointment when hotels have dispensers of Toiletries on the shower wall.
Give me some fancy miniatures to steal you bastards
I think it might be that, because I have an unusual name, I skip over the back and forth of ’I am sorry sir, what was that again?/am I pronouncing that right?/where does that come from?’ Etc by just silently putting my business card on the desk when I check in
About 50% of the time I get an upgrade. Must have stumbled upon some secret code
Biggest disappointment
- No stealable toiletries
- Instant coffee
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at Luton Airport.
that is all.
(i was turned away from the flight the next day for having the wrong kind of covid test done. it’s cursed)
Love an upgrade, if it’s last minute and there’s loads of availability just book into the cheapest room. They’ll nearly always give you a better one.
Never attempt this tactic when it’s busy though you end up with a shit room
Love a hotel. Even a cheap and cheerful chain hotel is a treat for me. A nice hotel is purest luxury.
Had a nice cafitiere in the room last week
Premier Inn > Novotel > Jury’s Inn > Mercure > Ibis (normal) > Holiday Inn > Travelodge > Ibis (Styles) > sleeping in the bus station and maybe getting murdered > Holiday Inn Express.
You win
Days inn belfast was a fun one, just on Sandy Row.
The joy of being put in a suite when you’ve booked a double is unrivalled
turning into one of those pensioners who takes their own coffee on holiday with them
Why they always giving you just two sachets of regular coffee? not even 'nough for one cup of coffee.
Whaddya want
- Breakfast buffet
- Indoor pool
- Spa facilities (inc. sauna, massage, etc)
- Gym
- Gardens
- A bidet
- Self catering
- Pets allowed
- Dance hall/large room for activities idk
- Room service
- Conference/meeting rooms
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Never use the facilities unless it’s a beach holiday.