Do you believe in Jetpack Guy?

Somebody has been spotted in a jetpack around LAX at altitudes currently inaccessible with current technology.

Government experiment? Aliens? Hallucinating pilots? ‘an electric drone — perhaps with a mannequin attached’? What do you believe?

I believe

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I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough now

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I want to believe

in jetpack guy

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Probably a weather balloon

Probably one of those flying billionaires

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  • Getjack Pie

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Getpack, Jetpack, Fly

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I believe he can fly
I believe he can touch the sky
Think about it every night and day
Puts on his 'pack and flies away

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We Were Promised Geoff Capes

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“And now on the BBC we have an exclusive interview with the famous ‘Jetpack Guy’”
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Later that day…

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I…am Jetpack Guy.

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And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a jetpack guy

I do believe in Jetpack. And stop calling me Guy.

I was dreaming of the past
And my heart was beating fast
I began to lose control
I began to lose control
I didn’t mean to hurt you
I’m sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didn’t want to hurt you
I’m just a jetpack guy

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About time helicopters were given a break from being the most dangerous mode of air transport. Hail the deathpack! #leavehelicoptersalone

Do you believe in packs after jet?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re high enough now

And I believed in Jetpack Guy
And I looked to the sky with excited eyes
'Till I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn
And I saw him and through his disguise

I am jet pack, I am stone cold
Jet pack to the center
Funny like a funeral
I need you to bury me