Do you eat too fast?

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chomp
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slowdowndude
itsnotarace

#1

I’m afraid I do. lived on my own since 2013 and as a result, I’ve become an absolute pig when it comes to food. just stuff it down as quick as possible, don’t I.

I only really notice when I’m eating with friends. I come up for air after about a minute and realise I’m way ahead of anyone else. sometimes start a conversation, just to even stuff up a bit.

I also do stuff like chopping long strands of spaghetti or whatever with my teeth and let the rest fall back onto the plate, but that’s for another time.

so - do YOU eat too fast?


#2

No.


#3

Nope. Quite slowly I think.


#4

Yeah, definitely. Get the odd complaint about the way I gulp when I drink as well.


#5

quite right too!


#6

Pretty slow eater here too


#7

Yup, I eat far too fast most of the time.


#8

Yeah massively. Get it in the neck sometimes about being really quiet during a meal, it’s mainly because I’m stuffing food into my big fat face.


#9

Yes, it’s embarrassing.I’ve tried so many times to slow down


#10

Yes. I just like to eat food. Talking can wait until afterwards.


#11

Yeh - scoff a pizza and look up to see everyone else with most of a pizza left.


#12

Yeah, this.

I wanna get my feed down my neck before it goes cold or whatever. Talking can wait.


#13

when will the time come to talk about the spaghetti thing bird?


#14

Can someone PLEASE make a poll, disgraceful

Yes, I do, I’m surprised I haven’t choked to death.


#15

Yes. I was told last week that I have Middle Child Syndrome. Cheers for that


#16

@bugduv slapped me down earlier, so I’m gonna drip feed my inane ramblings from now on


#17

mind if i go ahead?


#18

all yours. and @bugduv GO FUCK YOURSELF!


#19

I think I eat at average speed. Apparently I’m the noisiest drinker in the world. Will post a vocaroo and some selfies later.


#20

Slow eaters are the worst. Hurry up you fuck, I don’t want to sit here watching you eat.