Do you ever just look at someone and think

[barleysugar]

yeah, they’ve got a GitHub repository

[1101010]

No.

[barleysugar]

Me neither

[Avery]

You know what? I’m oftentimes known to glance at strangers and curse, ‘You jammy GitHub repository owner’, under my breath.

[1101010]

Part of the problem is they’re never the ones you expect

[barleysugar]

That feeling when you pass a stranger on the street and you can tell by the way they’re walking that they’ve just pushed a commit.

[colon_closed_bracket]

I don’t even own a GitHub let alone many GitHubs that might necessitate a GitHub repository

[jordan_229]

Cos you’re Github, floating underwater

[barleysugar]

Was too scared to merge a branch the other day so I “cherry picked” the commits I needed. Lovely.

[laelfy]

Assumed github was some weird dodgy porn thing for losers

[the_ravens]

I cleaned up my dev folder on Thursday, I’d cloned about two dozen git repos that I’ve never even worked on

[futilityofendeavour]

Shut Up And Hub The Gits

[futilityofendeavour]

The Kier Starmer Story

[zxcvbnm2]

Fork my repo

[SenorDingDong]

Everybody GitHub singing (one, two, three, four)
Five will make you get down now

[Konichiwa_Bitches]

Once in work I was stood making a brew and my mate jogged up and shoved me and I was like “what was that for?” and he was like “Git push!” and jogged off again.

Good developer banter tbf.

[the_ravens]

Steer clear when he starts making database dump jokes

[drastic_measures]