yeah, they’ve got a GitHub repository
You know what? I’m oftentimes known to glance at strangers and curse, ‘You jammy GitHub repository owner’, under my breath.
Part of the problem is they’re never the ones you expect
That feeling when you pass a stranger on the street and you can tell by the way they’re walking that they’ve just pushed a commit.
I don’t even own a GitHub let alone many GitHubs that might necessitate a GitHub repository
Cos you’re Github, floating underwater
Was too scared to merge a branch the other day so I “cherry picked” the commits I needed. Lovely.
Assumed github was some weird dodgy porn thing for losers
I cleaned up my dev folder on Thursday, I’d cloned about two dozen git repos that I’ve never even worked on
Shut Up And Hub The Gits
The Kier Starmer Story
Fork my repo
Everybody GitHub singing (one, two, three, four)
Five will make you get down now
Once in work I was stood making a brew and my mate jogged up and shoved me and I was like “what was that for?” and he was like “Git push!” and jogged off again.
Good developer banter tbf.
Steer clear when he starts making database dump jokes