Bought some starch and need to iron my shirts today, can’t wait
Nah, seems a bit Rees-mogg. Also I don’t know how you’d do it or what it actually is.
Nah just eat em raw normally
I’ve got shit Primark shirts and I thought starching them might stiffen the crap collars
tend to favour floury potatoes tbh
It’s just spraying them with starch before ironing and it supposedly stiffens/crispens them
I would like to take away the starch if anything
OI, STARCHED SHIRT! How do you get you shirt so stiff?
Mmmmm crunchy clothing
lucky if they get ironed at all tbh
I prefer to cock a snook at uptight businessmen in their starched shirts. Just a rebel I suppose
What do you call a TV show where people dress up and perform as their favourite potato?
Starch in their eyes!!!