Bought some starch and need to iron my shirts today, can’t wait
Nah, seems a bit Rees-mogg. Also I don’t know how you’d do it or what it actually is.
Nah just eat em raw normally
I’ve got shit Primark shirts and I thought starching them might stiffen the crap collars
tend to favour floury potatoes tbh
It’s just spraying them with starch before ironing and it supposedly stiffens/crispens them
OI, STARCHED SHIRT! How do you get you shirt so stiff?
Mmmmm crunchy clothing
lucky if they get ironed at all tbh
I prefer to cock a snook at uptight businessmen in their starched shirts. Just a rebel I suppose
What do you call a TV show where people dress up and perform as their favourite potato?
Starch in their eyes!!!