Do you ever starch your shirts?

Bought some starch and need to iron my shirts today, can’t wait

Nah, seems a bit Rees-mogg. Also I don’t know how you’d do it or what it actually is.

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Nah just eat em raw normally

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I’ve got shit Primark shirts and I thought starching them might stiffen the crap collars

tend to favour floury potatoes tbh

It’s just spraying them with starch before ironing and it supposedly stiffens/crispens them

I would like to take away the starch if anything

OI, STARCHED SHIRT! How do you get you shirt so stiff?

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Mmmmm crunchy clothing

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lucky if they get ironed at all tbh

I prefer to cock a snook at uptight businessmen in their starched shirts. Just a rebel I suppose

What do you call a TV show where people dress up and perform as their favourite potato?

Starch in their eyes!!!