#46

My dad’s taller than me but I’ve got longer legs.

#47

Just need to chop andyvine’s toes off and we’re good

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#48

Nice bit of detail there

#49

Yup. My mum is a 3 and my dad is a 7/8. I’m a 10, and I need wide fitting shoes for most things.

Shoe size in the UK is increasing - by about two sizes since the 1970s

#50
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#51

you’ll have to interview for it like everyone else then

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#52

Is he good at limbo?

#53

No, but that’s more because of age and creaking joints.

#54

Shame as I’m putting a team together.

#55

My dad’s a size 9, same as me, but if I ever have to put on his shoes (which I may do, if, for example, I’m taking the bins out round at their house and I’m just looking for the nearest pair of suitable shoes) then they always seem really big.

Maybe that’s psychological.

#56

At 6ft 3in, he’s too tall, imo. Reckon you’re looking for 5ft 10in gymnasts.

#57

This tournament has a handicap for height so really I am just looking for anyone with disproportionately short legs. Who can bend over at right angles without falliing over.

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#58

I think that will probably be “Mommy” even though I would say “mum”.

Given that we live in south east London I am hoping she just generically refers to us all as “fam” though.

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#59

Does she have a favourite food yet?

#60

Are you formulating some sort of evil plan?

(wotsits for mine, by the way)

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#61

Cheesy I’m assuming?

No plans or anything I just find the preferences of youngsters quite endearing to learn about

#62

Well at the moment but to balance out the unsophisticated nature of that his current favourite meal is:

(you have probably already seen this on CountryWives?)

#63

My three-year-old nephew had pancakes and brown sauce on Pancake Tuesday, and very pleased with them he was too.

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#64

I can’t say I have in all honesty Lonzo. I think it’s nicer that cheesy Wotsits are his favourite in all honesty.

#65

She enjoys Weetabix, scrambled eggs, fish fingers and yoghurt (not all together of course!), but her absolute favourite thing is any form of puffed baby snack like these bad boys:

It’s slightly terrifying how obsessed she is, any tantrum can be stopped instantly. If we ever leave her changing bag out she will track it down and start ransacking it until she finds them.

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