Like… for anything?
As low as a worm’s tit
That’s a shame. Maybe you will pick one up in here from one of our array of wonderful posters.
As shit as a Balonz thread
Always wondered whether badgers’ arses are actually that rough
Is that not a paradox?
I bet you did you dirty old bollocks!
‘Fit as a butchers dog’ - Though I don’t think this would be accurate as a butchers dog is likely to be fed very well and thus not very fit.
Tight as a duck’s arse (and that’s water tight)
Looking like it’s going to be a busy weekend
I have a good frown ;'D