Do you have a good simile?

Like… for anything?


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That’s a shame. Maybe you will pick one up in here from one of our array of wonderful posters.

As shit as a Balonz thread

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Always wondered whether badgers’ arses are actually that rough :thinking:

Is that not a paradox?

I bet you did you dirty old bollocks!


‘Fit as a butchers dog’ - Though I don’t think this would be accurate as a butchers dog is likely to be fed very well and thus not very fit.

We’ll let @NoahVale judge what dogs are ‘fit’ or not, thank you very much.

Tight as a duck’s arse (and that’s water tight)

Looking like it’s going to be a busy weekend


I have a good frown ;'D

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