Do you have a good simile?

#1

Like… for anything?

#2

No.

#3

As low as a worm’s tit

#4

That’s a shame. Maybe you will pick one up in here from one of our array of wonderful posters.

#5

As shit as a Balonz thread

#6

Always wondered whether badgers’ arses are actually that rough :thinking:

#7

Is that not a paradox?

#8

I bet you did you dirty old bollocks!

#9

‘Fit as a butchers dog’ - Though I don’t think this would be accurate as a butchers dog is likely to be fed very well and thus not very fit.

#10

We’ll let @NoahVale judge what dogs are ‘fit’ or not, thank you very much.

#11

Tight as a duck’s arse (and that’s water tight)

#12

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#13

Looking like it’s going to be a busy weekend

#14

I have a good frown ;'D