Do you have a good simile?


#1

Like… for anything?


#2

No.


#3

As low as a worm’s tit


#4

That’s a shame. Maybe you will pick one up in here from one of our array of wonderful posters.


#5

As shit as a Balonz thread


#6

Always wondered whether badgers’ arses are actually that rough :thinking:


#7

Is that not a paradox?


#8

I bet you did you dirty old bollocks!


#9

‘Fit as a butchers dog’ - Though I don’t think this would be accurate as a butchers dog is likely to be fed very well and thus not very fit.


#10

We’ll let @NoahVale judge what dogs are ‘fit’ or not, thank you very much.


#11

Tight as a duck’s arse (and that’s water tight)


#12


#13

Looking like it’s going to be a busy weekend


#14

I have a good frown ;'D