Do you have a good smile?


#1

I don’t, look like a right creepy psycho when I smile.


#2

do you think it’s something you can teach yourself to be better at?

Wouldn’t mind going to smile school for a bit


#3

No, I look like a fucking maniac if I ever try to do an actual smile for a camera or whatever.


#4

i look shit and mental when i smile. consequently i end up looking really serious in all photos and everybody thinks i’m miserable all the time, which is only about 75% true


#5

It’s all in the eyes isn’t it? For photos or whatever, you can’t just have a rictus and dead face above. Need to get those eyes going.


#6

think it’s ok
was incapable of smiling for pictures until i was about 21 though, loads of family photos of me looking surly while everyone else grins
think i just got my timing wrong


#7

alright, tyra banks


#8

Isn’t that something different? I only know it from on here but the smize or what have you was smiling only with your eyes I thought. Could be wrong. @meowington


#9

Noooo.


#10

when I was a kid I thought you had to like stick all your teeth out in a massive smile so all my school photos are ruined and there’s no pictures of me existing before the age of about 20


#11

mate i barely know anything. the jokes are an elaborate ploy to divert attention from the fact that i’m a simpleton. doesn’t work.


#12

i think so. used to go full toothy grin when i smiled for photos, then i realised i looked way better when i didnt and now ive relaxed into it which is better. now i go for the tyra/@Balonz/@meowington patented smize


#13

I just wear sunglasses because then you can look like you are tying to be cool or weird and not just an idiot


#14

Maybe you could become Britain’s number one smizing expert? Just dedicate all your spare time to the study of it.


#15

“smize”?!

fucking hell internet, come on


#16

It should be smeyes really


#17

Don’t knock howtobealone’s life work!


#18

wearing sunglasses is good, ive kind of decided these days to just wear them whenever i feel like it. that weird light when its sort of overcast but still too bright really? fuck it, sunglasses. sunny ish but the suns prob going to go in in a min? fuck it, sunglasses. dead anxious and dont want to look at people? sunglasses


#19

Good natural smile but terrifying camera smile. Got some decent cheek dimples.


#20

Chimples