I have that wanker @pisspot but no one irl
Do you?
Yeah, fucking Ben
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Ed Glinert
And some lower tier ones too
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My ex-housemate and I have agreed to meet atop a stormy mountain after human society collapses to ashes and battle to the death. Just to give us something to look forward to once the pubs have all shut.
On a more serious note there are several people I grew up with who I would only piss on if they were wearing a suit made of potassium (preferably from far enough away to avoid getting sparks on my sensitive parts).
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Dunno who you are, pal
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I’ve got a work nemesis, absolutely hates me. we were waiting outside for the job to open on Thursday and he chose to stand in the pouring rain rather than sit in my car like I offered. now he has a cold. 1-0
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Anyone else with my same first name.
Hate it.
Hate them.
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Head of Geography.
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Ryan Gosling
@ me, coward
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Right now, ITV Hub.
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I don’t think so but I wish I did
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
yeah, Alton Towers
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Just saw two of mine.
Mid level rival.
Top level nemesis (pat karney, twice in one week)
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Just my own stupid brain i think.
Oh, and Max the parrot in the pet shop down the road. I use it as a cut through to Lidl and i’ve noticed he has started giving me funny looks. WE used to get on well as i fed him nuts but i haven’t done that since covid. Think he was ok with it for a while but he is clearly plotting something now by the way he looks at me. I’m not going to stop cutting through the shop so just keeping my guard up for the moment. Can see it escalating.
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Keep an eye on Pat. Twice in a week is concerning
He eyed me suspiciously both times, maybe he’s tailing me.
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Have disappointingly squashed the beef with one. Was a really good one as well. Now we have pints 
The one pedestrian, faster than me in Reading.
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