Pretty standard repertoire for me mate.
No, loads of variety. Like one of those boxes of chocolates that has a surprise THIRD layer tucked in there. But farts.
AKA ‘following through’
nutty aftertaste
Too far, too far
This is a unisex thread.
The more the merrier.
you ever pull your bum cheeks apart then let one rip so that it just puffs a bit of air with no sound at all?
I haven’t, that would be disgusting.
In the earlier days of my current relationship I would try that. ‘I can still hear the gas escaping’.
wtf happened to your name
It got longer
Like, uh, loud and braaaaaaaappp! -ish.
Are you alright mate?
my son tried to pass off one of his farts today as being mine.
i was so proud
Not bad, thanks for asking, you?
Yeah I’m ok
I once woke my then-girlfriend up with a fart that was a pitch-perfect recreation of the Family Fortunes EH-UHHH incorrect answer noise.
I once farted in my sleep and woke up myself, my girlfriend (who was in the same bed, natch) and my next door neighbours. I know this because I heard the ‘click’ of their bedside table light.
Turd layer
My farts sound like my Dads
Do you live in Japan bcos your walls must literally be paper thin if you can identify the sound of his bedside table light
