#2

have a nice weekend everyone!

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#3

Mine just fall out of me now, it’s actually awful. Not sure what to do.

#4

I usually just write my name

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#5

I think my farts fall into two camps:

  1. Held in until I am confident that they will be silent and controlled. (For polite company)
  2. Loud deep-toned blast with excellent reverberation notes at the bottom end. (For when I’m on my own)
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#6

Well now we can all die happy.

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#8

Pretty standard repertoire for me mate.

#10

No, loads of variety. Like one of those boxes of chocolates that has a surprise THIRD layer tucked in there. But farts.

#11

AKA ‘following through’

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#12

nutty aftertaste

#13

Too far, too far

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#14

This is a unisex thread.

The more the merrier.

#16

you ever pull your bum cheeks apart then let one rip so that it just puffs a bit of air with no sound at all?

I haven’t, that would be disgusting.

#17

In the earlier days of my current relationship I would try that. ‘I can still hear the gas escaping’.

#18

wtf happened to your name

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#19

It got longer

#20

Like, uh, loud and braaaaaaaappp! -ish.

#21

Are you alright mate?

#22

my son tried to pass off one of his farts today as being mine.

i was so proud

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#23

Not bad, thanks for asking, you?

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#24

Yeah I’m ok

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