If you told me with sincerity you were a member of a band I liked in 2011 I’d believe you with my full chest and also compliment your hair and I say this with love
I won’t mention football at all and plan all early dates so they dont clash with united, then once being a bit of a lad is no longer a red flag I’ll say “oh I’m off to Spain with the lads next week for the football” and just pretend I’ve always said I’m well into football.
I’m sort of an unrepentant Father John Misty fan. Not that I would ever identify myself as such in public, or engage in a real life conversation with anyone about his music