Do you HEAR DiSers' voices when reading their posts?

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#1

If so, how do people here sound in your head?

Please be nice.


#2

The papery crackling of a hoarde of undead evil.


#3

As most of you live in London I hear a lot of horns and tutting.


#4

@1101010 is a series of scathingly sarcastic beep/boops


#5

Alright, you mindless philosopher.


#6

No, I read the words with my eye holes.


#7

xylo, eltham, hoogy, pissyknickers

probably some others, but those are the main ones that actively evoke a voice

theo, despite meeting him, I still read in Johnny Five’s voice, as well as with Marckee hearing smug Gerald in the episode of south park where he gets a hybrid. Japes I read in a broad scottish accent.


#8

If this is a star wars reference so help me god…


#9

I read @japes in the voice of an exaggerated 17th C pirate caricature, because in my head head he has a huge bushy beard and an eyepatch.


#10

Well so was yours, effectively.


#11

balonz is a really wide cockney in my head


#12

@GEOFF is REALLY softly spoken.


#13

no need to fatshame mate


#14

sounds like Andy Parsons to me


#15

Everyone just sounds like me but i put on smug voices for people i dont like lol


#16

looks like AP but talks like danny dyer


#17

xylo’s a dandy

this is now just me slagging folk off


#18

so you’ve met him then? To be fair I don’t think he’d take being called a dandy particularly badly


#19

xylopwn: wild billy childish
japes: will Oldham
bugduv: Nigel Blackwell


#20

Unfortunately not - my voice is incredibly loud and booming. It’s horrible.