Do you know someone called Michael Smith?


I bet you do


no, but I do know a Mike Hunt. For real


Yes I do but he doesn’t go by “Michael”


Still counts. There are also famous Michael Smiths such as the dartist and the 80s DJ.



Yes to both Smith and Hunt.


Get up uh (get on up)
Get on the scene uh (get on up)
You’re a thread machine uh (get on up)


I knew a James Brown at university AND at school!


And to answer your question, of course I fucking don’t, how dare you


Also Jackson while I’m listing.


Oh I know it counts mate, I call him Michael sometimes anyway tbh.




My biggest surprise here is that you went to a school


I do not.


I got one based around the Barking area that I could introduce you to?


anyone else have trouble spelling michael? always looks wrong somehow even when it is right. See also: Neil


i don’t get out that way much if i’m honest mate


And Jonathan. I’m good at it now as he’s my boss but it used to be a real struggle.


I’ll see if he’s willing to travel.


As in the place, or is that some sort of euphemism?