Watched last night, Body Bags…
A couple of years ago, the TV and I decided to do John Carpenter run through, starting with Dark Star and running all the way through to Escape From LA (I refuse to get into the really disappointing era stuff). We stalled on Body Bags as I couldn’t find it anywhere, but after watching Mouth Of Madness last week I found it on YouTube (legal disclaimer - I don’t know).
It’s a TV special rather than a standalone movie, and boy does it tell. The 90s TV production values are…sort of charming I guess. This is anthology format with John Carpenter playing a mortuary assistant linking the stories, with JC directing two segments and Tobe Hooper one. John Carpenter is entertainingly over the top as the host, and his first story is pretty good - a siege/slasher piece that features so many nods to his other films that it’s almost a sampler. It’s downhill from here unfortunately - the second Carpenter directed piece is a classic morality piece (featuring both Sheena Easton and Debbie Harry in supporting roles!) about vanity and is…ok. The third instalment is easily the weakest - Luke Skywalker and Twiggy (who hilariously manages an American accent on pretty much literally 50% of her lines) play out a super derivative story that is also annoyingly the longest segment. Overall, this is light enough entertainment that does in fairness feature a ton of entertaining horror cameos. 5/10