Do you like vampires mate?

Me, I don’t trust them much

I basically model myself on these guys.

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no mate

Pointless.

I do like how they say things like “I vant to suck your blood” and I like how the one off of the Hotel Transylvania saga says “bler bler bler” but that’s it. Ultimately I think vampires are pointless.

Bad racist history aside I think they have at least brought good style to the table

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I have you more down as an energy vampire

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Quite like them. They have good teeth

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This guy is NOT a vampire but he is vampire adjacent.

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I STILL BELIEVE!

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What about when it’s spelled “Vampyre”? Anyone into that?

Do you remember Gangrel and The Brood?

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vampires are tories

frankensteins are green

This has done me a bit.

“Their gimmick was said to be that of a clan of vampires, count how many times you hear that today. Truth is they are simply living a gothic lifestyle”

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And zombies are consumerist capitalists. What are the most ethical monsters?

Please don’t edit before I have posted.

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Gatiss/Dr Who-lad Dracula trailer looks decent.
What We Do In The Shadows is great.
The Count from Sesame Street is a top lad.

Sparkly vampires can get tae fuck though.

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We’re just people who want to be left alone to live life in our own way, do our own thing and also suck a bit of blood and turn into bats.

swamp thing is an anarchist

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Songs about vampires sub-thread:

This I guess?

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