I might have accidentally read some fanfiction featuring ‘sexy’ vampires, at some point in my life and believe you me, it’s not actually hot at all. In fact, the sexier the writer tried to make it sound, the more off putting. A lot of people enjoy a little nibble here and there from or on someone they fancy but actually BITING into someone’s skin, ripping the flesh and sucking blood?
Not for me, Clive.