Can’t really understand complaints about its texture considering people readily eat things as slimy as seafood. Diff flavours of course.
et tu, @colossalhorse?
I want bananas off this planet
- Pineapple fritter
- Banana fritter
- Apple fritter
- Are you KIDding?! I love it
- Are you KIDding?! It’s rank
- I particularly like popping the eyes off
- WTF NO THEY’RE COCKROACHES OF THE SEA
I’ve never understood the fruit fritter. But then I’ll always choose a non-fruit dessert over any kind of fruit based afters.
Ugh just noticed massive typo
seafood is generally not slimy?
though I also think a nice bit of slime goes down a treat occasionally
really setting myself up here aren’t I
Aye but it’s battered and served in golden syrup ffs. I’ve had healthier bowls of ice cream.
I wouldn’t know. It just seems it from afar. Slippery fish.
White chocolate is the best one
Just the batter and golden syrup for me, ta. I basically like desserts so sweet and sickly they’re no longer fit for human consumption. I accept that this is because I’m a massive child.
I like big typos and I cannot lie
on second thought stuff like oysters can be slimy
Bums are really, really great tbf.
Edit - emphasis on GREAT
I think you’d be pleasantly surprised by how sweet a banana fritter is.
I like taking the heads off and using them as grotesque finger puppets