#44

I’ve got a much more British solution to this problem: I’m going to buy a house I can’t really afford to get away from them and never mention it.

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#45

You’ve kept your friendship with Wayne Rooney very quiet.

#46

He’s a regular embarrassment, is the thing.

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#47

when mr pn put the curtain rail up in our bedroom he put it slightly too high and so there’s a slither of light coming in from the streetlamp outside and i hate it so much

#48

Normally am tired enough to sleep no matter what but occasionally the TV has a night of heavy snoring and it wakes me up. Either that or the ‘Lord Of The Rings’ audiobook she has a habit of throwing on when she thinks I’ve nodded off.

Have I complained about this? Have I fuck!

#49

You bloody love hearing about the elves, don’t lie.

#50

Had some very scary dreams at one stage when the narrator is on about Gollum following the Fellowship down a river. Kept seeing creatures rise up out of whatever river was in my dreams attempting to devour me. No fun!

#51

Sew his cycling jerseys onto the bottom to prove a point

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#52

https://www.johnlewis.com/gro-anywhere-blackout-blind-star-and-moon-print/p231812584?searchTerm=Gro+anywhere+blind+
& @jack205

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#53

need to have a window open because of tinnitus innit.