I’m from Minnesota, where we play cribbage. Great game. I’m from prison, where we play pinochle. Great game. Chess, okay maybe, if you’re any. Backgammon, bring it on, I’ve got double sixes up the kazoo. I like Stratego, or is it Risk, I forget, but war games are always fun.
Favorite board and card games. Describe your most memorable victory for ten extra indie points.
Oh, c’mon you guys, you don’t even play Scrabble with your girlfriend on a rainy Saturday night? It’s about one million times better than playing Super Mario by yourself, hello. But no, you’re a Grand Theft Auto master mechanic, arf.
I do adult things for adults. Obviously there’s my charity work - which is very important to me - but also experimenting with recipes for my Nutribullet and, like all right-thinking adults, following the football, from which I derive most of my self-esteem (when we win).
Walked past a chess shop on Baker Street the other day and wondered how on earth it continued to survive.
In answer to the question only under huge amounts of duress and I usually just fuck about/try and waylay anyone who seems a bit too competitive, so.
In general. Chess is probably the only one I’d take halfway seriously tbh, just don’t understand how there’s enough people spending regular money on it to necessitate a dedicated shop, even if they are antique sets.