Do you reckon 'hauled off' works as a euphemism for masturbation?

I think it probably does

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Hauled ONE off?


I had thought this while reading that thread title but couldn’t think of an un-crass way to broach the subject.

Yes I agree

That definitely works, thanks for your input Meo

I thought I could get away with it as a new, independent thread

Yeah this is definitely much better than any of my hastily abandoned ideas

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It sounds like it would be a particularly rigorous form of masturbation.

Early bath (jizzed before pants off)

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This thread is two days late (should have done it on Palm Sunday)

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I was thinking more arduous tbh

When’s bash Wednesday?

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No idea why you’re saying this but thanks for your contribution anyway

Live blogging

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