Do you reckon 'hauled off' works as a euphemism for masturbation?


I think it probably does


Hauled ONE off?


I had thought this while reading that thread title but couldn’t think of an un-crass way to broach the subject.

Yes I agree


That definitely works, thanks for your input Meo


I thought I could get away with it as a new, independent thread


Yeah this is definitely much better than any of my hastily abandoned ideas


It sounds like it would be a particularly rigorous form of masturbation.


Early bath (jizzed before pants off)


This thread is two days late (should have done it on Palm Sunday)


I was thinking more arduous tbh


When’s bash Wednesday?


No idea why you’re saying this but thanks for your contribution anyway


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