Do you reckon there is a really easy way to put a string of Chrimbus lights around a porch

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#1

I have outside power and happen to have a spare string of 80 lights. Whaddyareckon?

#2

Yeah, pay someone competent to do it.

#3

I am competent but I can’t be fucked to shop for gutter hooks or owt. Just want to blu-tac them or sellotape them or something.

#4

Blu-tac, useful for all of life’s problems.

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#5

Will it hold up to the elements though?

#6

No

Does it really matter though?

#7

Don’t want my family to cry on the saviour’s day.

#8

Other days fine?

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#9

Yeah

#10

just get some panel pins or small nails and tap them into your wood.

#11

Fine, maybe I will!

#12

Gorilla tape is good

#13

I have both small nails and gorilla tape without needing to go to B&Q.

#14

Is there no handrail or anything you can wind it around? What kind of porch is this???

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#16

Looks great

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#18

Do you think I should just gorilla tape them up then? Guess it would look a bit shit in the day but Christmas is mainly about the darkness.

#19

Got a black smudge to the right of your door. Might want to give the brickwork a scrub

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#21

That is not a bad plan.

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#22

Did honestly not know that that’s called a porch.