I have outside power and happen to have a spare string of 80 lights. Whaddyareckon?
Yeah, pay someone competent to do it.
I am competent but I can’t be fucked to shop for gutter hooks or owt. Just want to blu-tac them or sellotape them or something.
Blu-tac, useful for all of life’s problems.
Will it hold up to the elements though?
No
Does it really matter though?
Don’t want my family to cry on the saviour’s day.
Other days fine?
Yeah
just get some panel pins or small nails and tap them into your wood.
Fine, maybe I will!
Gorilla tape is good
I have both small nails and gorilla tape without needing to go to B&Q.
Is there no handrail or anything you can wind it around? What kind of porch is this???
Looks great
Do you think I should just gorilla tape them up then? Guess it would look a bit shit in the day but Christmas is mainly about the darkness.
Got a black smudge to the right of your door. Might want to give the brickwork a scrub
That is not a bad plan.
Did honestly not know that that’s called a porch.