Do you reckon you could pick out all your pants from throughout your life in a line up?


#1

Let’s be realistic and say from the age of 13. I mean I can’t just think of my 13 year old pants but if I saw them I reckon the flood of nostalgia would see me through. God damn it, I used to love you, pants!


#2
  1. Have they been washed?
  2. Am I allowed to smell them?

#3

I would never stop someone smelling their own pants.


#4

I’m quite glad I didn’t get sewn into my pants for the winter


#5

So they’re all my pants then?


#6

Individually? No.

Collectively? Easy.


#7

No. There will be one pair of your pants from when you were 13 and two that weren’t (same size and style but still significantly different).


#8

I’d go to smell the other pants then and you’d stop me. Then i’d smell my pants and you wouldn’t.

Job done.


#9

I reckon I could from maybe 20 onwards, can’t really remember any of my adolescent pants tbh


#10

I’ve been thinking about some I had with a jungle theme


#11

I reckon you would have enjoyed this thread from your time off:


#12

Rebel MC on the gusset?


#13

I would be very confident.


#14

I bloody knew you would be


#15

How many do you think you’ve got through so far? How often do you buy new ones? I mean, you’d have to be wearing them pretty hard to be able to tell they are yours? Or are they all different patterns and so on?


#16

Yeah I was initially thinking of doing a thread of how many pants you have ever owned. Maybe ten a year and I’m what, 27. Skip the first couple of years, add a few. 285.

Yeah the pants in the line up won’t have the same pattern or exact cut but may be similar.


#17

Is there already a thread where you can talk about the oldest pair of pants that you still wear?

Is this that thread?


#18

That makes it easy - no balonz reprimand for sniffing = my pants


#19

I definitely buy more than 10 a year. But I do not recall throwing out 10 a year.

How many pants are in the line up?


#20

Let’s say we have five of your 2001 pants, I am going to be mixing them with ten others.