the first time you ate cous cous?
I have never eaten cous cous.
Of course course
It’s nothing to write home about
As I thought. Thank you for your candour.
Oh, shoot, the goose is loose
So wild you couldn’t chase it down with straight fruit juice
Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
Stash the deuce deuce, troops asking truce, truce
I thought I hated I cous cous for years but then I realised I’d just been put off it by being made to eat it when I was younger.
It’s alright with some flavour chopped into it but as you say, nothing to write home about it in its own.
Pardon?
The 21st night of September?
No, as that is when I was being born.
You write very well for a 2 month old
I do shit myself at the same time though.
I said oh, shoot, the goose is loose
So wild you couldn’t chase it down with straight fruit juice
Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
Stash the deuce deuce, troops asking truce, truce
I remember saying to my wife ‘if you like couscous then tonight baby, I’m going to get freekeh with you’.
I can’t remember a worse time.
Nope. Could well have been in Morocco, which at least would have been a valid reason for it.
Quite maligned, isn’t it, old cous cous?
I think it’s fairly maligned tbf. Bit boring.
Oh, great! Thanks.
Have you ever thought of making better cous cous?
Have you ever thought of kissing my arse?