Do you think anybodies ever passed out

from eating an Extra-Strong Mint?

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Yeah, I reckon so.

This is a good thread IMO.

Followed by a glass of incredibly cold water is better than any drugs that exist. What a fucking rush.

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Why does toothpaste taste like mints? Why do we have to be subjected to such a spicy powerful experience twice a day?

Ever tried tooth soap? It’s heinous.

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*Heinz

Can’t we just have something nice like butterscotch? or hoisin sauce?

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What do you want it to taste like? Pepper? Is that it? You want your toothpaste to taste like cracked black pepper? What is wrong with you?

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I would like to try some sour cream and cracked black pepper toothpaste. It’s 2019 and I’m ready for a change.

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You’re wild!

Artisanal toothpaste

Mulled this one for a bit and I don’t really know what you’re going for, sorry.

  • It’s time for change, it’s time for new toothpaste flavours.
  • Get in your box Zorb

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Melon would be a good toothpaste flavour

  • Yes it would
  • No it wouldn’t

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Starting to think zorb and rover are starting a flavoured toothpaste business and we’re all being worked.

And you know what? I’m in.

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Henious sounds a tiny bit like Heinz and I enjoyed the idea of one of the 57 varieties being tooth soap.

Cheers then

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Cinnamon would be a good toothpaste flavour

  • Yes it would
  • No it wouldn’t

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This is pleasing to read

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‘Chocolate toothpaste’

  • ToothNAYste
  • ToothYAYste

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Horseradish would be a good toothpaste flavour

  • Yes it would
  • No it wouldn’t

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