Do you think anybodies ever passed out

lemon toothpaste

  • yes
  • no
  • dunno

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Just picture it coming out of the tube. Can you picture it? A brown log oozing onto your toothbrush, depressing the bristles under its viscous weight? Can you picture that, Funkhouser?

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Lemons are famously bad for teeth and Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s the flavour that makes them so.

Steak with peppercorn sauce, skinny fries, peas and mushrooms flavour toothpaste

  • Yes
  • No

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@Epimer! Get in here!

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I can and I like it. White chocolate would be better though.

the flavour doesnā€™t have to match the colour

weā€™ve been to the moon

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youā€™re thinking of hammers

Glarlic flavour toothpaste

  • Sure, why not?
  • That completely defeats the purpose

0 voters

Cheese flavoured toothpaste.

  • YARg
  • CheddNAR

0 voters

Iā€™m not, but thatā€™s why i stay well away from arm and hammer.

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Youā€™ve fucked it

this guy said glarlic hahahaha

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letā€™s bully him!

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Different toothpastes for morning and night (e.g. toast for mornings and, erm, rotisserie chicken for night)

  • Of course
  • But why

0 voters

Casa Steved is nothing if not classy.

toothpaste has its own flavour thatā€™s beyond just mint imo

Surprised Blumenthal hasnā€™t done this already. Just presented people with a tray of toothbrushes all loaded with different components of meals in toothpaste form.

Iā€™d like to petition for non marking toothpaste. Too many times have I had to change outfit because perfectly good shirts and trousers have got toothpaste dribblr down them

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@Epimer! Patent this, pronto!

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