Do you think birds know how big they are?

You wouldn’t be able to get anywhere near their bum…unless you were good at climbing.

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Down to two pigeons and one blackbird. Justice has, on this occasion, been served.

I suppose as a human you are most likely to sniff the bum of a human 10x smaller than you (checking if a baby needs a change). #makesuthink

@modarators, please give ATT the tag Bumsniffer

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@moderators not ^this

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Well cats use their whiskers to see if they can fit through a gap. Birds don’t have whiskers so I reckon they’re oblivious

People who like birds. What is it that you like about them? (Select all that apply)

  • I find them charming
  • They have a great sense of humour
  • I’m very easily impressed
  • I like that one specific bird that took down the flight that led to that film Sully being made
  • Birds are kind
  • Birds are sweet
  • Birds are powerful
  • Good source of feathers for quills
  • Ducks are the only good ones
  • A bird once saved the life of my grandmother
  • I’m thinking of starting a Bag o’Birds service
  • Other (Please Specify)

0 voters

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Could I be any clearer @maoam?

Love those ones which do funny mating dances

And peacocks

That’s exactly what a bumsniffer would say! I would know!

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There’ll be no more bumsniffing in my thread lads.

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I’m desensitised to funny bird mating dances. The first couple were fine but there’s just too many of them now and they’re getting derivative.

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I fucking LOVE bowerbirds, used to find their nests fascinating in Australia

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If I had a fiver for every time I heard the phrase “I fucking love bowerbirds”…

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How much would you have?

About -£80 or so (I’m currently about £280 overdrawn)

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This is a bit too “Maths” for me, sorry

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I’m sorry you feel this way

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I’ll have Graham in accounts run the numbers for me

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Who in their right mind wouldn’t see this and think

I want to have sex with that bird right now.

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