You wouldn’t be able to get anywhere near their bum…unless you were good at climbing.
I suppose as a human you are most likely to sniff the bum of a human 10x smaller than you (checking if a baby needs a change). #makesuthink
@modarators, please give ATT the tag Bumsniffer
Well cats use their whiskers to see if they can fit through a gap. Birds don’t have whiskers so I reckon they’re oblivious
People who like birds. What is it that you like about them? (Select all that apply)
- I find them charming
- They have a great sense of humour
- I’m very easily impressed
- I like that one specific bird that took down the flight that led to that film Sully being made
- Birds are kind
- Birds are sweet
- Birds are powerful
- Good source of feathers for quills
- Ducks are the only good ones
- A bird once saved the life of my grandmother
- I’m thinking of starting a Bag o’Birds service
- Other (Please Specify)
0 voters
Could I be any clearer @maoam?
Love those ones which do funny mating dances
And peacocks
That’s exactly what a bumsniffer would say! I would know!
There’ll be no more bumsniffing in my thread lads.
I’m desensitised to funny bird mating dances. The first couple were fine but there’s just too many of them now and they’re getting derivative.
I fucking LOVE bowerbirds, used to find their nests fascinating in Australia
If I had a fiver for every time I heard the phrase “I fucking love bowerbirds”…
How much would you have?
About -£80 or so (I’m currently about £280 overdrawn)
This is a bit too “Maths” for me, sorry
I’m sorry you feel this way
I’ll have Graham in accounts run the numbers for me