“Brad Piss”?
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I honestly think he probably has, yeah.
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that don’t impress-ah me much!
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Surely, if you’re going down this route, the question to be asked is “does he use his own rhyming slang?”
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Do you think Danny Dyer has ever said “i’m dying for a Brad Pitt”?
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He probably employs somebody else to piss for him
I can’t tell if the punchline was meant to violate the expectation that he might say “time for a Pitt stop”, or you just saw the word ‘Pitt’ hanging round looking a bit like the word ‘Piss’ and went straight for the jugular
Definitely, hes really.missing a trick if he hasn’t
No more monkey piss-ness!
this reminds me, my boss at my old job used to say every time she went to the loo “i’m just going for a jimmy”, which is apparently rhyming slang for jimmy riddle?? which is piddle??? but every time my brain went “jimmy choo, poo”
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do you think tom hanks has ever used his name as slang for a wank? i used to know someone who would say tommy hanks for a wank, dunno why he changed it to tommy
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As someone who occasionally refers to it as “having a jimmy” and often does a finger guns gesture to myself in the mirror before heading upstairs to commit that particular affront to God, I can guarantee that Tom Hanks does the same thing with his own name
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that’s settled then i guess
What a horrible glimpse at my life
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Piss Brosnan
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