Do you think it's possible to...

…get one of those Quooker taps without being an appalling human being?

Someone I know who I’m quite fond of and who I’d previously thought was a sound person has just got one and I think it’s made me like them a lot less.

How many times would you have to use it for it to be worth the investment?


Seems like the sort of thing several dissers might have


Possible? Yes. Probable? No.

Mother Theresa had one

If they’re so good then how come she’s now dead.


She didnt have enough of them


But then again, I don’t have any and I’m alive. Weird.

Given she was an appalling human being, it checks out.

Well, let’s just say she was no Mother Theresa


That’s the point I was making!

I probably should have realised this.

For people who need to cook pasta RIGHT JUST NOW.

  • I am going to have to look up ‘quooker taps’

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‘I’m literally obsessed with my Quooker tap’

  • Mother Teresa
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We have one at work and the cold tap doesn’t work. Fucking useless

Is this like vegetarian water or something?

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Not sure I see what the problem with them is tbh. Would probably get a lot of use out of it.

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