Do you think someone will run a four minute mile in your lifetime?

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Closest I’ve gotten is watching Frasier

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Can I have his number? I really want to speak to a Miles.

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4 weeks ago

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Not a bad shout this, would be a great opportunity to bring the sack race and the egg & spoon race back to the olympics too.

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I can’t log-in remotely to access the staff contact list. :frowning: / :smiley:

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I’ve got quite a long garden but an immense arm. I reckon I could launch a fork straight out of it.

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Why is one of your arms so much more jacked than the other balonz?

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yes but nobody I’m friends with

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My old boss is called Myles if that counts?

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That’s my les

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Three-legged race. That’s when you find out if you and your best friend are as in sync as you always thought you were. And as you look up from the spot where you both collapsed 4m into the race, you think “what else about this friendship is lies?” and nothing’s ever really the same again.

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Nah, best one.

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Of course it doesn’t!

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Mainly from fork throwing.

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Sociopaths are notoriously bad at the three-legged race

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Well then there’s nothing more I can do to help you. You’re on your own.

Best wishes and go fuck yourself,
F. Unkhouser

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not sure i ever have. knew a milo once if that’s any use to you. last spoke to him ~2015

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One of my friends once tried to get the name Milko to stick for him. It didn’t.

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no, but I think we’ll see an ass eaten in four minutes this decade.

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or minutes a bit bigger :+1:

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