Do you think teleportation will ever be real?


#1

How many successful uses of it would you require before trying it yourself?


#2

Maybe your ‘be’ will come back?


#3

do you think dog playing piano will ever real?


#4

Do you think teleportation will ever be real?

  • yes
  • no

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#5

No. No chance.


#6

Good work, ezza.


#7

How many successful uses of it would you require before trying it yourself?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2-5
  • 6-20
  • 21-100
  • 101-99,999
  • 100,000+
  • No fucking way man, not ever

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#8
  • I’d be first in, fuck the consequences!
  • I’m also a lunatic but I’d want at least 20 safe uses first.
  • I’m nails me, I’d be one of the first thousand in.
  • Let’s be sensible about this, I’d want tens of thousands of “no problem” teleportations before you’d catch me in there.
  • I’d never use it, what if I’m the unlucky one in ten million, eh? Eh?

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#9

Oh fuck it.


#10

detail will cost you every time


#11

neva 4get


#12

Remember that film about it with the scientist and then that fly? Antman or something. Shit me right up about the whole thing tbh


#13

Time Travel

  • Yes
  • No
  • Boring pedantry

0 voters


#14

If you had to be accidentally spliced with someone/something else who/what would it be?


#15

liz taylor


#16

a racecar


#17

chadders


#18

Theo’s smartphone so he’d have to touch me all the time.


#19

Depends what you mean by teleportation. If you look at the theory behind Digitalization Teleportation (the information on the exact location/arrangement of atoms is made, during this process the original version is destroyed, and an exact copy is made at the other end) then this is just a fancy version of a fax machine with a shredder attachment on the transmitting device.


#20

Hah hah, he edited it and now you look like a fool!