Do you think the amount of sex you will have in your life will overtake the amount of wanks?


#1

I would say no. I think I built up a pretty unsurmountable lead from the ages 13-18.


#2

Almost certainly not.


#3

Absolute no chance


#4

Not sure it’ll ever start closing the gap tbh


#5

No.


#6

It would probably look good on a line graph. Another line for blowjobs as well that would peter along the bottom


#7

If I live to a million and have my hands cut off


#8

Yeah. I think I’ve passed that point.


#9

Think you’ve got blowjobs mixed up with another sex act there, pal.


#10

to which column are we scoring non-self-administered hand relief?


#11

You’re going to let something as insignificant as having no hands stop you?


#12

To your own column, I’d presume


#13


It's thursday so we should probably be filthy
#14

Easily. I’m always having sex.


#15

trying to estimate the number of times I’ve debased myself in my own company is… dizzying. I don’t know if I’ve done anything that many times.


#16

Hahaha


#17

So many questions. Why does sex fall at 45? Will you still be having 100 wanks a year at 75?


#18

Peak blowjob between 45 and 55!


#19

Ooooh yes


#20

That’s the year you got a couple of ribs removed