Yeah. I think I’ve passed that point.
Think you’ve got blowjobs mixed up with another sex act there, pal.
to which column are we scoring non-self-administered hand relief?
You’re going to let something as insignificant as having no hands stop you?
To your own column, I’d presume
Easily. I’m always having sex.
So many questions. Why does sex fall at 45? Will you still be having 100 wanks a year at 75?
Peak blowjob between 45 and 55!
Ooooh yes
That’s the year you got a couple of ribs removed
Obviously not the case as he’s still having 300 wanks a year
*grew ashamed at having full sex with prostitutes
*ran out of disposable income
euphemism?
my reserves were drained
Nooope
Are you able to do the same graph but accumulative totals?
almost there
No. And to be honest, wanking is becoming a quite comfortably acceptable substitute.
