#11

You’re going to let something as insignificant as having no hands stop you?

#12

To your own column, I’d presume

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#13

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#14

Easily. I’m always having sex.

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#17

So many questions. Why does sex fall at 45? Will you still be having 100 wanks a year at 75?

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#18

Peak blowjob between 45 and 55!

#19

Ooooh yes

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#20

That’s the year you got a couple of ribs removed

#21

Obviously not the case as he’s still having 300 wanks a year

#22

*grew ashamed at having full sex with prostitutes

#23

*ran out of disposable income

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#24

euphemism?

#25

my reserves were drained

#26

Nooope

#27

Are you able to do the same graph but accumulative totals?

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#28

almost there

#29

No. And to be honest, wanking is becoming a quite comfortably acceptable substitute.

#30

Never. Never ever.

#31

I do not

#32

Nope. Probably a steady 4:1 ratio.