Do you trim/shave your pubes? (poll)


#1

saw a guy at work today who was wearing ill fitting trousers and his shirt came untucked and i saw some bush peeking out of his waste band and it was disgusting. don’t know how you can be so pubical. imagine the gunk that’ll collect in that thatch as he sweats through the day. disgusting. so do you prune your poibois?

  • of course, i am not an animal
  • i don’t believe in personal hygiene

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#2

this poll is also PUBElic but don’t be a pussy, answer it please


#3

the pun you are looking for is “pubic”


#4

Never have, probably never will.


#5

I obviously would if I was overly hairy though.


#6

don’t be such a pube


#7

I do believe in personal hygiene.

Then again, I’m a bit concerned about how weird my penis and scrotum will look if I shave my pubes. I’ve never actually done it before.


#8

a swift neat trim will do wonders. i know someone who shaves but to me that’s a bit drastic. no need to burn the village in order to save it, so to speak.


#9

aye, blonde pubes look a fucking scene grown out. put a number 3 guard on though, i’m not scouse.


#10

I once trimmed my pubes but they itched for about a week afterwards.

Or maybe that was my armpit hairs? Either way it wasn’t comfortable.


#11

Not going to put anything sharp near the old man, thanks.

Soap is an amazing invention and does wonders


#12

STOP :clap: PERPETUATING :clap: THE :clap: MYTH :clap: THAT :clap: PUBIC :clap: HAIR :clap: IS :clap: UNHYGIENIC :clap:


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#13

Pubes are cool you hairless baby minge freaks.

(apologies to those with alopecia)


#14

But imagine all the microscopic debris accumulating in the thatch during an average 24 hour period.


#15

Oh God are we here again?


#16

Not a bush tamer?


#17

I stand up to wipe, I do not trim my pubes and I say bundle.


#18

You had me at “I stand up to wipe”


#19

What @whiterussian said.


#20

Not this thread again!

(trim if you have to, never shave)